DU does what all CC grads know it does best

As a graduate of the Colorado College, I have dutifully put in my time spewing vitriol at our rivals, the University of Denver.  In fact, certain fine organizations on campus used to throw a party every year known as “DU Sucks.”

Well, not that much vitriol.  It is a low-grade dislike, tempered now by the fact I now attend DU as a law student.  But this article about DU’s semi-retired mascot, Boone, just confirms the fact that DU does, as we so often alleged, suck.

Why?  First, because they have chosen to retire Boone, a stylized pioneer, in favor of a hawk, Ruckus.  This is in spite of the fact that the team name is the pioneers.  And in spite of the fact that Boone is one of only two college mascots crafted by Walt Disney.  All because Boone is supposedly divisive as a symbol of western imperialism.

Now, beyond the fact that that is a highly dubious suggestion, the DU newspaper has achieved epic levels of fail.  Because, in the article discussing the official statement of the university that Boone would not be returned, they failed to find a single person or quote supporting the idea that Boone is offensive.  The university suggests it, the paper suggests it, but there is not one person, organization, website, or quote supporting it.

Maybe there are hoards of Boone-haters who feel oppressed by a drawing.  I’d like to speak to one, in calm, measured tones, and understand their perspective.  But you’ll need to find me one.  Just one.  Please.

Posted in Ramblings
Tags: Law School, War on Rationality